Marketing Philosophy

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs,
the homely hen lays one.
The codfish never cackles
to tell you when she’s done.
And so we scorn the codfish
While the humble hen we prize.
It only goes to show you
That it pays to advertise!

Anonymous

The codfish and salmon lay many eggs,
which are packaged in a jar.
They slyly color them red or black
And sell them as caviar.
Their eggs are valued more than hen’s,
They are obviously a bit more wise.
They know how to package it,
Not only advertise!

Launy Rhem

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